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September 2005

Piggy

by keen@Friday, September 30 2005 - 10:25

Das lustige Schweinchen

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Mr. Prez

by keen@Wednesday, September 28 2005 - 15:01

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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Warum ist der Ölpreis so hoch?

by keen@Thursday, September 22 2005 - 14:32

Weil die Saudis sich so allerlei Schnickschnack leisten...

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Symbolik

by keen@Tuesday, September 20 2005 - 9:51

Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:

It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old!

The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.

The President of the society pointed to the first drawing and said: "This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them."

Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they would seek food from the sea The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,
"Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left ... It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Woman."

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Wiesn No. 172

by keen@Saturday, September 17 2005 - 15:31

"O´zapft is!" und daher:

Wenn ihr noch nicht wisst, wen oder was ihr wählen sollt, dann lasst es euch vom Internet sagen:

Wahl-O-Mat
Spiegel beim Spiegel
Spiegel beim ZDF

Der Wahlcomputer der surfpoeten ist das Konkurrenzprodukt zum Wahl-O-Maten und auch ein Besuch wert:

Wahlcomputer
Das 2. Duell, wers noch nicht gesehn hat

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"Es drückt..."

by keen@Friday, September 16 2005 - 9:55

UN-Sitzungen sind laaaaaaaaang....

mehr | davon

in diesem Sinne

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Ein Witz.

by keen@Wednesday, September 14 2005 - 19:17

A father goes to the barber shop to get his hair cut, and takes his 4 year old daughter with him. While the barber is cutting his hair, his little girl is standing really close to him while eating a little muffin. So the barber turns to the little girl, and says: "Honey, you are going to get hair on your muffin." And the girl replies: "Yes, and I'm going to get tits, too."

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